🔒 Privacy Policy

Last Updated: [Insert Date]

Welcome to Death Row Meal Inc. (“we,” “us,” or “our”). We take your privacy seriously—but not ourselves. This policy explains what data we collect, why we collect it, and what we do (and definitely don’t do) with it. No shady seasoning here.

🍽 What We Collect (and Why)

When you use our app or site, we may collect:

• Basic Info – Like your name, email, and city. We need to know where you are so we can serve up killer meals nearby.
• Taste Preferences – Spicy? Sweet? Absolutely no raisins? Tell us your last-meal-worthy favorites so we can recommend meals worth dying for.
• Location Data – Only with your permission. This helps us suggest restaurants near you—not in another time zone.
• Usage Data – We track things like what you tap, skip, and save so we can make the app smarter (and you hungrier).

No blood oaths, no retina scans. Just the good stuff to make your food decisions easier.

🚫 What We Don’t Do

• Sell your data to shady third parties.
• Spam your inbox with things you didn’t ask for.
• Track you across the internet like a clingy ex.
• Serve you ads for chain restaurants we wouldn’t even eat at.

🔐 How We Protect Your Info

We use industry-standard encryption and security measures to keep your data locked up tighter than a double life sentence. No weak links in this chain.

🍔 Sharing Is Caring (Sometimes)

We may share your data with:

• Service providers who help us run the app (like hosting, analytics, or order processing).
• Law enforcement, if legally required. (But only if you commit actual crimes—not food crimes.)
• With your permission, like if you share your Death Row Meal with friends or post it publicly.

✏️ Your Rights

You can:

• Access, edit, or delete your info anytime.
• Opt out of emails, location tracking, or taste confessionals.
• Delete your account and ride off into the flavorless sunset.

We believe in consent, control, and never pushing anchovies on anyone.

🧾 Updates

We might update this policy if laws change or if we add new features (like psychic taste prediction—jk… for now). If we do, we’ll let you know.

📨 Questions?

Email us at warden@deathrowmeal.com. We’ll answer—unless we’re out getting tacos.