⚖️ Terms of Use & Terms of Sale

Last Updated: June 2025 Welcome to Death Row Meal Inc. These are the legally binding rules of engagement—aka the fine print you agree to by using our app, website, services, or buying anything from us. It’s not as spicy as our menu recs, but it’s important. By accessing or using anything we offer, you agree to these Terms. If you don’t agree, walk away now like a diner who saw raisins in the coleslaw.

👀 1. Using Our Stuff (aka the App, Site, and Services)

You agree to:

Use our platform like a semi-decent human being.
Not hack, scrape, copy, reverse-engineer, or otherwise do shady stuff.
Only submit content (like your Death Row Meal) that you have the rights to and won’t land us or you in hot water.

We reserve the right to suspend or boot you if you violate these terms, abuse the system, or are just really annoying.

🍟 2. Submitting Your Death Row Meal

If you share your Death Row Meal (the dish you’d die for), you give us permission to use it in the app, on the site, in marketing, and across the known universe. We might feature it, remix it, or give it a cool name. You’re still the owner, but we get a license to show it off.

💳 3. Terms of Sale (For Merch, Digital Goods, or Future Features)

By purchasing anything from us (like merch, subscriptions, or digital chaos), you agree to:

Pay what you owe – all prices are listed clearly and must be paid in full.
Shipping and Delivery – We try to get your gear to you fast, but we’re not Amazon. Delays happen.
Returns & Refunds – If something arrives busted or cursed, contact us at support@deathrowmeal.com and we’ll make it right. Otherwise, all sales are final—especially if you’ve already worn it mid-heist.

🧠 4. Intellectual Property

All content on our app/site—logos, branding, design, copy, chaos—is ours or licensed. Don’t steal it. We worked hard, and we’ll find you.

🦴 5. Disclaimers (The Not-Fun Legal Bit)

We are not responsible for any allergic reactions, bad dates, or existential crises resulting from the meals we recommend.
Our meal suggestions are based on user submissions, AI magic, and a little bit of hunger-induced madness. Use at your own delicious risk.
We make no guarantees that every meal will change your life. Just most of them.

📍6. Availability & Changes

We can update, pause, or terminate the app or services at any time. Features come and go like limited-edition sauces. We’re always cooking something new.

🧾 7. Changes to These Terms

We might update these terms now and then. If we do, we’ll post it clearly. Keep using the app, and you’re agreeing to the new version. If not, you can always delete your account and disappear into the flavorless void.

📬 8. Contact Us

Got beef? Questions? Compliments about our legally binding jokes? Email us at warden@deathrowmeal.com. Thanks for being part of Death Row Meal. Don’t waste tonight. Or this legally binding agreement.